idk man i just really like thg and isabelle fuhrman

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alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

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  • me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
  • me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
  • me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
  • me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
  • me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here

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lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

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8 Photos of Alex Gaskarth » requested by disasterologys

imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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olafsnowman:

Does anyone else remember when American Dragon randomly changed its art style?

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